BUENOS DIAS MIS ESTUDIANTES!
A while back, I wrote a post about euphemisms used to describe the act of making love:
“Heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard it from another you’ve been “messing around”
There are some doozies out there like, Roasting the Broomstick, but this is a SPANISH lesson and you need to know your euphemisms en Español!
After all, SEXO is the UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE.
*****WARNING : Mature Subject Matter*****
(I don’t mean let’s begin to actually make love, I mean let’s begin with the euphemisms used to describe making love)
Voulez Vou Coucher Avec Moi
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In a million years I would not have imagined what I am about to do. Never say never and I have more or less agreed to never again, but that’s all changed now.
My friend, Sue, grumbled over lunch last fall that her girlfriend wasn’t in good health for travelling anymore. They’d been friends a long time and had been all over Europe together. Sue wanted a new adventure: something to look forward to, new places to see, something exciting in her life.
“Where would you like to go?” I asked.
“I’ve been all over Europe and back. I’d like to go to Australia.”
I heard a little voice say, “I’ll go with you.”
Where had that come from? I hadn’t been thinking about travelling and haven’t been interested for about seventeen years. Not at all. I’m not sure which one of us was more surprised. Sue’s brows rose…
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The snotty tissues spill out of my robe pockets and over the tops of dozens of wastebaskets in my house forming competitive mounds to compare with the frozen snow hills that landscape my front yard and deck. I am mainlining giant pots of homemade chicken soup, chugging galloons of “ET’s Magic Snot-Extractor…
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